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theatrefetish:

Things girls look for in a boy:
•Day Man
•Fighter of the Night Man
•Champion of the sun
•Master of karate and friendship for everyone

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Jul 23, 2014 / 70,219 notes

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

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Jul 23, 2014 / 173,990 notes

unclefather:

brokendildo:

what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u

i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that

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funnyordie:

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Jul 23, 2014 / 992 notes
Jul 23, 2014 / 1,673 notes

Amy Poehler as Kaitlin

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Jul 23, 2014 / 1,242 notes

"I did not kill my wife. I am not a murderer.”

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Jul 23, 2014 / 116,658 notes

bookshop:

This is my new favorite thing in the history of life

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Jul 23, 2014 / 46,340 notes

geoffrox:

Imagine if the series had ended right after this moment.

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Jul 23, 2014 / 19,504 notes

missinglinc:

relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold

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Jul 23, 2014 / 522,893 notes

killfacelinds:

brokenunderstars:

No one ever said babies weren’t cute. 

Seal, Fawn, Owl, Pigglet, Fox-pup, Sloth, Polar bear cub, Bunny and dolphin. (young babies)

Jesus christ

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Jul 23, 2014 / 278 notes

Charlie Day + Drunk History

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